May 2012
Guess who is eating a lollipop ~ n//n
If a zombie apocalypse ever happens 90% of us are...
melissa-lissa:
“dude… just witnessed someone eating a persons face, yuck!”
“remember only eat canned or bottled food…guess that means nutella is safe ^_^”
“Just stole a military vehicle. YOLO”
“lost a follower…hope they get eaten by a horde”
Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
To love Exo is to love everything of Exo, yes that...
kirakira-blog:
taesexo:
sehunssi:
exo-tic-ism:
hunhanhere:
ayoo-kris:
laywithyixing:
Our dear Manager Sshi
I’m telling you guises. He’s my bias. Who needs kris when you have this hunk. ;D
This guy is our EXO God. Reblog reblog reblog~
Manager-nim…
MANAGER OPPA IS SO QT
MANAGER M FTW. He’s my bias 5ever.
so you can be manager and still look absolutely hot...i wonder...
put in my ask:
taekai:
is _________ following you
make me choose ________ or ________(groups/people)
agree/disagree opinions
random questions or comments
gongchannnnn:
OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
friends: *draw amazing art*
friends: *look amazing in cosplay*
friends: *sew incredibly*
friends: *write beautiful fic*
friends: *good people*
me:
me: why do you hang out with me again
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Them: what?!
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them: ....riIiiiight
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them: .....
Me: literally dead omfg
Them:
Me: SOBBING
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
and I still have the lollipop in my hand because sacrifices.
1 tag
reblogging-the-human-soul replied to your photo: help ive yesung and i cant get up
PUT SOME PANTS ON SLUT
NO I LIKE BOOTY SHORTS GET OUT
2 tags
Titanic Role-playing with Ryeowook “JACKKKK!...
I hate it when old men stare at you.
sodamnrelatable:
They’re all like:
And you’re like:
via sodamnrelatable
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
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eating another lollipop because I can
Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know...
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
kkoming:
yesung’s beautiful english ;~;
amazingguysamazingabs:
Reasons I hate hot weather
having to shave my legs like every time I want to go out
and sweating
but shaving
mostly shaving
reblog if you want a nickname in your ask
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
2 tags
I bet whenever Siwon gets a boner, he hits it with his bible and screams, I REBUKE THEE SATAN IN THE NAME OF GOD.
2 tags
How to sing Fantastic Baby
TOP: 하나부터 열까지 모든 게 다 한 수위, 모래 벌판 위를 미친 듯이 뛰어봐도 거뜬한 우리
Me: gabjkgoasglamsjbsa HAN SOO WIN, mvnsjugpaughsoagsnffk HAN WU RIN
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
